Lord Ellefont Appledore has expressed outrage at Her Majesty's subjects marrying from outside the country in a recent letter to the League. Our members have their say . . .

Mr. John Clay

Miss Grace Dunbar

Frank Moulton

Mr. Frankland

It is hoped Lord Appledore will contain himself in the future, and stir up no further issues to distract the League from its own important and mysterious business.

The missing three-quarter revisited by

Inspector Stanley Hopkins

One more prize British bachelor is
wed to an lady of some "import."

Next issue's deadline:
April 30, 2004

Next issues's topic:
Vampires: Fact or Fiction?