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Mr.
John Clay, whose blood runs a royal red, can also be
seen in these previous issues of Electro-Graphic Monthly courtesy
of her literary agent David McAllister:
February
2004 . . . upon beggars
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A
Letter From Dr. Watson
Regarding Mr. John Clay
To Whom It May Concern,
This will introduce, or
rather warn you against, the bearer, Mr. John Clay. He is at the
head of his profession, which seems to be a wide variety of felonious
activities. Despite his education and breeding (E&O don't you
know, like all the miscreants, not a good old solid Wykehamist such
as Phelps and myself), Mr. Clay has apparently decided to set his
hand against society and become an adventurer. He should take a
lesson from that upstanding sporting chap, AJ Raffles, as a fine
example of an English gentleman; we all know he would never crack
a crib. The ignominy of John Clay is therefore all the more exasperating.
Mr. Clay has been implicated in at least one attempted crime that
I personally know of: the attempt on the City and Suburban Bank.
I am not sure whether he escaped from Pentonville, or merely served
a short sentence for attempt (mitigated by all his so-called good
works - orphanages in Cornwall indeed- more like Fagin's Factories
for Felons)(I think the judge was an Old Etonian, too). He has also
been associated with other members of fallen society and the demimonde,
such as Col. S. Moran, Sir Geo. Burnwell, Lord Blackwater, Fitzroy
Simpson, and James Wilder (another sad story of the scion of a noble
family born on the wrong side of the blanket). I therefore must
warn all and sundry against Mr. Clay. He has a facility with disguise
that rivals my friend Holmes, and can affect an amiable manner when
he chooses, although a little touchy about his honor and the deference
due him. He has been described by Holmes as the fourth smartest
man in London and for daring, the third. I beg you to be careful
in dealing with him, as you can not trust his bona fides to be uniformly
on the side of right and justice. That being said, he does seem
to have convinced many people of his propriety and wit. Mr. Holmes
has had one or two scores to settle with him, which shows that he
is both clever and able to out-maneuver Holmes on occasion. I would
be careful of subscribing to his orphanage schemes, although he
is very familiar with financial dealings. Especially banking practices.
Yr Obt Svt
J. Watson, MD
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