The Rascally Lascar's Lighter Side (6)

 
BAKER STREET INTERLUDE

"Ha, Watson, there's good news in the paper tonight from Prague. Those Capek Siamese twins have been successfully separated."

"Really, Holmes? Reminds me of our request to the waiter at Simpson's last night."

"How's that, Watson?"

"Separate checks, Holmes, separate checks!"

FAMOUS LAST WORDS

"I feel a bit tired. I think I'll go to my room and stretch a bit." -- Blessington to Dr. Trevelyan.

THE AGONY COLUMN

Speciality Coffins. Conventional singles or unique double-deckers! Simpson & Co., 16 Kennington Road.

A LINE NOT FOUND IN CREE

"No, I'm not going to climb that tree. If you want a kiss, you're gonna have to come down here." -- Alice Morphy to Prof. Presbury.
CANONICAL DAFFYNITION -- "The Broads" (GLOR): Kitty Winter, Violet Hunter, Maud Bellamy, etc.