The Rascally Lascar's Lighter Side (7)

 

BAKER STREET INTERLUDE

"Well, Watson, now that I've solved the case of the disappearance of that overgrown, obnoxious son of America's favorite crooner, what will you title the account when you write it up?"

"I thought, Holmes, that I would call it "The Case of the Giant Brat of Sinatra."

FAMOUS LAST WORDS

"My girl friend Rachel wouldn't think of putting one over on me." -- Richard Brunton (MUSG).

THE AGONY COLUMN

For Sale--Woman's wedding outfit. Size 10. Slightly soiled and a bit damp. Very reasonable. Contact H. Doran-Moulton, 226 Gordon Square.

A LINE NOT FOUND IN COPP

"You get cockroach goo on those new slippers, and I'll feed your bloody hide to the mastiff!" -- Jephro Rucastle to son Edward.

CANONICAL DAFFYNITION -- Dieppe (FINA): What many parts of the ocean are.