The Rascally Lascar's Lighter Side (2)

 

BAKER STREET INTERLUDE

"I say, Holmes," remarked Watson as he scanned the daily paper, "being the descendant of a famous French artist, have you read of this Lautrec fellow? Seems he's having a hard time breaking into the ranks of the famous."

"'Tis no wonder," replied Holmes, "this Lautrec was born Toulouse."

FAMOUS LAST WORDS

"You have absolutely nothing to fear from a dog as long as he knows who his master is." -- Jephro Rucastle (COPP).

THE AGONY COLUMN

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A LINE NOT FOUND IN BLUE

"Henry, you dirty old man, when I told you I would like a Christmas goose, that's not what I meant!" -- Mrs. Henry Baker to her husband.
CANONICAL DAFFYNITION -- "Drugget" (SECO) : What the horse did to the sleigh.