BAKER STREET INTERLUDE
"Good Lord, Holmes, doesn't Mrs. Hudson know
how to cook anything besides chicken? We've had it four times
in a row this week!"
"True, Watson, and I'm afraid we're in for
another dose of fowl tonight. You're just going to have to be
brave and bite the pullet."
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FAMOUS LAST WORDS
"I never have trouble with gas." -- Ray Ernest (RETI).
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THE AGONY COLUMN
HALF PRICE -- One whole butchered hog. The meat is fresh, but
the carcass contains numerous cuts. Inquire at Allardyce's Butcher
Shop, 300 Oxford St.
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A LINE NOT FOUND IN FIVE
"Thanks to your experience of women which extends over
many nations and three separate continents, I've got a beautiful
case of herpes!" -- Watson's wife to Watson.
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