“He's awful fond of me. If those cows had jumped on me he'd have never got over it.”

-- Lucy Ferrier
in A Study in Scarlet

Note to the reader: While the preceding tribute to Mr. Cowboy might be obscure to most of our readership, any perverse interpretations of the dialogue or initial quote is strictly happening in your own mind and strictly unintentional on the part of the management. Thank you.